There's nothing like a few celebrity headlines to make your life seem more normal. I have to say, whenever I'm feeling unusually low, all I have to do is read up on a few of the screw ups in the news today--makes me realize I've got it together way much more than I thought.
John Edwards--The former Democratic Presidential hopeful is admitting that he fathered his mistress' baby. Thanks, Captain Obvious. We all knew it. You could have saved a lot of people a lot of time and just admitted it right away. Who cheats on their terminally ill spouse? I lower my head in shame at the fact that I would have voted for him had he run.
Jon Gosselin--It's so easy for people to put all of the blame on his bossy and controlling ex-wife Kate. Yes, in times of trouble, blame the woman. We are easy targets because we are in fact bossy and controlling most of the time. But PLEASE--can he keep it in his pants for the sake of his kids? And what's with the motorcycles, the earrings and obnoxious collection of Ed Hardy T-Shirts? This man has a serious problem, and it isn't and never was Kate Gosselin. His new girlfriend, who has already claimed her 15 minutes of fame by shamelessly going on E News to talk about their relationship, is just disgusting. Poor Kate is going to be stuck alone with 8 kids--what man is going to date a woman with 8 children???
The Jackson family--Enough is enough. You have enough money, and you've already made enough off your troubled late family member. Invest in some dignity, bury the poor man, and move on. Give those kids some chance at an actual life.
Really puts your life in perspective, doesn't it?
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